So the other day I walked into the restroom at work, which has multi stalls. I noticed stall #1’s door was closed so I knew I wasn’t alone. I’m thinking “Fuck. I’ve been pinching my cheeks cos I didn’t want to fart at my cube. Now I gotta try to be quiet about it?” I walk into stall #2 and start my business. The person next to me was pissing in sequence. Like they were pinching then releasing. Weird. I held my breath hoping my fart wouldn’t pass. Squeek…fail. Fuck it, I exhailed. The fart was so loud I swore it had echoed. Damn. Chuckled to myself as I can imagine the expression on this mystery persons face. And I know she shot a glance at my shoes cos I would of done the same. I have two options. Either wait or try to make it out before this girl does. Glance at my time, I got 2 minutes left. Shit. I wiped in a panic, washed my hands, and bailed. I get back at my cube and thought about what had just happened. I started to laugh cos I think mystery girl was trying to hold her gas too. I mean, why does anyone pee in sequence? You pinchin for a reason right?
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