In the life of...

Marie: so there is a movie coming out called Machete which is supposed to be hella stupid and looks stupid but lindsay lohan his naken in it and not a little bit but most of the movie she is naked

Me: gross

Me: barf

Marie: lol

Me: I know what ribs look like. I like them served on a plate, bbq sauce, maybe some pepper lol

Marie: hahaha